Virgin Birth Insurance

The BBC reports that since 2000 three sisters from Inverness, Scotland have insured their virginity in case they immaculately conceive Our Lord as He makes His Second Coming. If this happened they could claim £1 million - 'they say if Christ came again they want to give him a lifestyle commensurate with his status and the money would pay for that.' Luckily, Britishinsurance.com has withdrawn the cover, following protests from the Church.

What a weird, confused world we live in!